Most girls find corny pick up lines ridiculous, but if you say it in the right way (so they know you are joking around) it could be a great ice breaker and a good conversation starter.
Here are some really corny pick up lines that you may wish to use...
- I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
- If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
- Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil...
pointless.
- Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
- I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
- I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'! - If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye.
Nope, it's just a sparkle.
- You've been a bad girl/boy.
Go to my room.
- If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
- Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? - Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
- Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
- I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
I could go on here, but I won't! OK, I know, these really are bad and corny pick up lines, but you just need to make sure the girls know that you are joking around.
If you say it in a way that they think is serious, you will need a back up plan! If the girl laughs, then you should consider it a success.
If they don't laugh try to salvage the situation by telling her that your joking and you just wanted to buy her drink.
After that I'm afraid you'll need your charm and sense of humour to entice her.